The Bain Of Our Existence - Revision history

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Featuring

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	==Featuring==		==Featuring==
	*Captain [[Reginald Bain]]		*Captain [[Reginald Bain]]
	*Commander [[Prosak]]
	*Lieutenant Commander [[Tovar]]		*Lieutenant Commander [[Tovar]]
	*Lieutenant [[Shelly Marsden]]
	*Dr. [[Natalia Kasyov]]
	*Dr. [[Fred Nooney]]
	*Ensign [[Hector Arroyo]]
	*[[Cabral]]
	*[[Thot-Phul]]		*[[Thot-Phul]]


	==Author's Comments==		==Author's Comments==

Cmdrajd: /* Lorgander Delk */

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Lorgander Delk

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	===Lorgander Delk===		===Lorgander Delk===

	Twenty years earlier, Captain [[Lorgander Delk]] of the Dyonian Legion is about to cross the border from Dyonian space into the Federation. He is the vanguard of an invasion, and his task is to capture the planet [[Asindor]]. Dyonians believe in two kinds of space: Dyonian space and space that would one day be Dyonian space. They also believe strongly in symbolic acts, and the taking of Asindor is the symbol on which their entire invasion hangs.		Twenty years earlier, Captain [[Lorgander Delk]] of the Dyonian Legion is about to cross the border from Dyonian space into the Federation. He is the vanguard of an invasion, and his task is to capture the planet Asindor. Dyonians believe in two kinds of space: Dyonian space and space that would one day be Dyonian space. They also believe strongly in symbolic acts, and the taking of Asindor is the symbol on which their entire invasion hangs.

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Dr. Lenik

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	Dr. [[Lenik]] is a Romulan geneticist who hates Vulcans and is disgusted by the rise of [[RommaVulc]] beliefs among young Romulans. She sets up a small lab on a secluded world to work on a bioweapon that would kill Vulcans and not Romulans. After years of research and work, she finally happens upon a solution. She has just synthesized the first small vial when a raceabout carrying Reginald Bain and two others crashes into her lab, destroying everything. The other occupants of the raceabout are killed on impact, but Bain survives and pulls Lenik to safety. She is badly injured, but Bain does his best to take care of her, find her food, and keep her entertained with story after story after story. After two weeks, Lenik is ready to kill him. Just as she is about to stab Bain, he vanishes in a transporter beam. She is beamed up as well, and Bain says he’ll keep her company for two more days as they take her back to Romulus.		Dr. [[Lenik]] is a Romulan geneticist who hates Vulcans and is disgusted by the rise of [[RommaVulc]] beliefs among young Romulans. She sets up a small lab on a secluded world to work on a bioweapon that would kill Vulcans and not Romulans. After years of research and work, she finally happens upon a solution. She has just synthesized the first small vial when a raceabout carrying Reginald Bain and two others crashes into her lab, destroying everything. The other occupants of the raceabout are killed on impact, but Bain survives and pulls Lenik to safety. She is badly injured, but Bain does his best to take care of her, find her food, and keep her entertained with story after story after story. After two weeks, Lenik is ready to kill him. Just as she is about to stab Bain, he vanishes in a transporter beam. She is beamed up to a Starfleet ship as well, and Bain says he’ll keep her company for two more days as they take her back to Romulus.

	===Lorgander Delk===		===Lorgander Delk===

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Damm

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	Several years earlier, [[Damm]], a psychotically murderous Ferengi, has a plan that will allow her to trap and kill an entire room full of people: a timeshare presentation! She reserves a meeting room at the Rigel Inn and rigs all of the chairs with electric shock systems to stun their occupants. Admiral [[Kristen Larkin]] brings Captain Reginald Bain to the presentation, with the idea that he might want to get a timeshare on the resort planet of Caspia for his wife, [[Rosalyn Bain]].		Several years earlier, [[Damm]], a psychotically murderous Ferengi, has a plan that will allow her to trap and kill an entire room full of people: a timeshare presentation! She reserves a meeting room at the Rigel Inn and rigs all of the chairs with electric shock systems to stun their occupants. Admiral [[Kristen Larkin]] brings Captain Reginald Bain to the presentation, with the idea that he might want to get a timeshare on the resort planet of Caspia for his wife, [[Rosalyn Bain]].


	Bain accidentally knocks off his commpip and is on the floor looking for it when Damm activates the stun chairs. The energy surge shorts out Larkin, but Bain is completely unaffected. Damm charges over demanding to know why they aren’t unconscious. In a rage, she attacks Larkin and quickly discovers that Larkin is an android. She rips off Larkin’s head and flings it at Bain, catching the captain in the gut. Unwilling to hit a woman, Bain tries multiple times to talk Damm into ceasing her attacks on his person. Finally fed up, he knocks her out with one punch.		Bain accidentally knocks off his commpip and is on the floor looking for it when Damm activates the stun chairs. The energy surge shorts out Larkin, but Bain is completely unaffected. Damm charges over demanding to know why they aren’t unconscious. In a rage, she attacks Larkin and quickly discovers that Larkin is an android. She rips off Larkin’s head and flings it at Bain, catching the captain in the gut. Unwilling to hit a woman, Bain tries multiple times to talk Damm into ceasing her attacks on his person. Finally fed up, he knocks her out with one punch.


	Damm was sent to an institution after this and barely escaped with her insanity intact.		Damm was sent to an institution after this and barely escaped with her insanity intact.


	===Dr. Lenik===		===Dr. Lenik===

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Dr. Lenik

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	Dr. [[Lenik]] is a Romulan geneticist who hates Vulcans and is disgusted by the rise of [[RommaVulc]] beliefs among young Romulans. She sets up a small lab on a secluded world to work on a bioweapon that would kill Vulcans and not Romulans. After years of research and work, she finally happens upon a solution. She has just synthesized the first small vial when a raceabout carrying Reginald Bain and two others crashes into her lab, destroying everything. The other occupants of the raceabout are killed on impact, but Bain survives and pulls Lenik to safety. She is badly injured, but Bain does his best to take care of her, find her food, and keep her entertained with story after story after story. After two weeks, Lenik is ready to kill him. Just as she is about to stab Bain, he vanishes in a transporter beam. She is beamed up as well, and Bain says he’ll keep her company for two more days as they take her back to Romulus.		Dr. [[Lenik]] is a Romulan geneticist who hates Vulcans and is disgusted by the rise of [[RommaVulc]] beliefs among young Romulans. She sets up a small lab on a secluded world to work on a bioweapon that would kill Vulcans and not Romulans. After years of research and work, she finally happens upon a solution. She has just synthesized the first small vial when a raceabout carrying Reginald Bain and two others crashes into her lab, destroying everything. The other occupants of the raceabout are killed on impact, but Bain survives and pulls Lenik to safety. She is badly injured, but Bain does his best to take care of her, find her food, and keep her entertained with story after story after story. After two weeks, Lenik is ready to kill him. Just as she is about to stab Bain, he vanishes in a transporter beam. She is beamed up as well, and Bain says he’ll keep her company for two more days as they take her back to Romulus.


	===Lorgander Delk===		===Lorgander Delk===

Cmdrajd: /* Author's Comments */

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Author's Comments

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	==Author's Comments==		==Author's Comments==

			This story was our take on the classic Batman: The Animated Series episode, "Almost Got 'Im," in which a group of Batman's rogues sit around a poker table recounting stories of times they almost killed Batman. Our version is a lot sillier, but I think if you hadn't read any of Boldly Gone except this story, you'd have a good idea who Reginald Bain is. Reading it again twenty years after we wrote it as I work on these wiki entries, I have to say that I really like this one. It's a lot of fun, even if a bit of the narration gets a bit close to Hitchhiker's Guide at some points (Not that that's a bad thing).

	==Links==		==Links==
	[https://www.star-traks.com//boldly/stories/series5/5_1_BG_BAIN/ The Bain Of Our Existence]		[https://www.star-traks.com//boldly/stories/series5/5_1_BG_BAIN/ The Bain Of Our Existence]

Cmdrajd: /* Lorgander Delk */

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Lorgander Delk

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	===Lorgander Delk===		===Lorgander Delk===

	Twenty years earlier, Captain [[[Lorgander Delk]]] of the Dyonian Legion is about to cross the border from Dyonian space into the Federation. He is the vanguard of an invasion, and his task is to capture the planet [[Asindor]]. Dyonians believe in two kinds of space: Dyonian space and space that would one day be Dyonian space. They also believe strongly in symbolic acts, and the taking of Asindor is the symbol on which their entire invasion hangs.		Twenty years earlier, Captain [[Lorgander Delk]] of the Dyonian Legion is about to cross the border from Dyonian space into the Federation. He is the vanguard of an invasion, and his task is to capture the planet [[Asindor]]. Dyonians believe in two kinds of space: Dyonian space and space that would one day be Dyonian space. They also believe strongly in symbolic acts, and the taking of Asindor is the symbol on which their entire invasion hangs.

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Damm

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-Several years earlier, Damm, a psychotically murderous Ferengi, came up with a plan that would allow her to trap and kill an entire room full of people: a timeshare presentation!
+Several years earlier, [[Damm]], a psychotically murderous Ferengi, has a plan that will allow her to trap and kill an entire room full of people: a timeshare presentation! She reserves a meeting room at the Rigel Inn and rigs all of the chairs with electric shock systems to stun their occupants. Admiral [[Kristen Larkin]] brings Captain Reginald Bain to the presentation, with the idea that he might want to get a timeshare on the resort planet of Caspia for his wife, [[Rosalyn Bain]].
 ==Featuring==

Cmdrajd at 00:23, 21 December 2023

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	Many years earlier, [[Gridloo]] and [[Pridloo]] are Pakled smugglers running a ship that they call Ship. While transporting an illegal drug to Cardassian space, a series of unfortunate events leaves Ship close to a core breach. They are happened upon by the [[USS Abu Simbel]], which offers to assist. The Abu Simbel's captain, [[Wer Cillan]], is suspicious and sends her Tactical Officer, Lieutenant Commander Reginald Bain, over to have a look around. He happens upon the barrels of the drug, which looks like red dust. Gridloo and Pridloo tell Bain that it's dirt that they use for growing plants. Bain moves on, then excuses himself to beam back to the Abu Simbel. With the repairs complete, Gridloo and Pridloo are ready to continue on their way, but Bain lets them know that he beamed their unacceptable soil out into space and replaced it with some good quality soil from his personal supply. As a result of losing the drugs, Gridloo and Pridloo had to sell Ship and become lung fry cooks at [[McBaughb's]] until they could save up for New Ship.		Many years earlier, [[Gridloo]] and [[Pridloo]] are Pakled smugglers running a ship that they call Ship. While transporting an illegal drug to Cardassian space, a series of unfortunate events leaves Ship close to a core breach. They are happened upon by the [[USS Abu Simbel]], which offers to assist. The Abu Simbel's captain, [[Wer Cillan]], is suspicious and sends her Tactical Officer, Lieutenant Commander Reginald Bain, over to have a look around. He happens upon the barrels of the drug, which looks like red dust. Gridloo and Pridloo tell Bain that it's dirt that they use for growing plants. Bain moves on, then excuses himself to beam back to the Abu Simbel. With the repairs complete, Gridloo and Pridloo are ready to continue on their way, but Bain lets them know that he beamed their unacceptable soil out into space and replaced it with some good quality soil from his personal supply. As a result of losing the drugs, Gridloo and Pridloo had to sell Ship and become lung fry cooks at [[McBaughb's]] until they could save up for New Ship.


			===Damm===

			Several years earlier, Damm, a psychotically murderous Ferengi, came up with a plan that would allow her to trap and kill an entire room full of people: a timeshare presentation!


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	*[[Cabral]]		*[[Cabral]]
	*[[Thot-Phul]]		*[[Thot-Phul]]


	==Author's Comments==		==Author's Comments==

Cmdrajd: /* Summary */

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Summary

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	==Summary==		==Summary==

			After losing two ships to the [[USS Anomaly]], [[Thot-Phul]] is wallowing in a bar in the hinterlands of space rather than facing the humiliation of returning to Breen. Much to his surprise, he is beamed out of the bar and into a room where five other people sit around a table. They introduce themselves has the members of [[FOBBER]], Foes Of Bain Bearing Eternal Rage, and, like Phul, they have had run-ins with and vowed revenge against [[Reginald Bain]]. Each of them tell Phul their story.


			===Gridloo & Pridloo===

			Many years earlier, [[Gridloo]] and [[Pridloo]] are Pakled smugglers running a ship that they call Ship. While transporting an illegal drug to Cardassian space, a series of unfortunate events leaves Ship close to a core breach. They are happened upon by the [[USS Abu Simbel]], which offers to assist. The Abu Simbel's captain, [[Wer Cillan]], is suspicious and sends her Tactical Officer, Lieutenant Commander Reginald Bain, over to have a look around. He happens upon the barrels of the drug, which looks like red dust. Gridloo and Pridloo tell Bain that it's dirt that they use for growing plants. Bain moves on, then excuses himself to beam back to the Abu Simbel. With the repairs complete, Gridloo and Pridloo are ready to continue on their way, but Bain lets them know that he beamed their unacceptable soil out into space and replaced it with some good quality soil from his personal supply. As a result of losing the drugs, Gridloo and Pridloo had to sell Ship and become lung fry cooks at [[McBaughb's]] until they could save up for New Ship.

	==Featuring==		==Featuring==