Show Me The Way To Go Home
| Star Traks: The Original Series | |
| Episode name | A Chip Off The Old Corpse |
|---|---|
| Season | The Lost Years |
| Episode number | 3 |
| Writer(s) | Alan Decker |
| Year | 2376 |
| Stardate | 53304 |
| Chronology | |
| Previous in series | A Chip Off The Old Corpse [TRK] |
| Next in series | Doggerel [TRK] |
| Previous in timeline | A Chip Off The Old Corpse TRK] |
| Next in timeline | The Caped Engineer [VEX] |
Commander Scott Baird is missing. Starfleet considers him dead. And considering the situation he's found himself in, Baird wishes Starfleet was right.
Summary
Two weeks ago, while he was bar-hopping on Golhunda Three, Commander Scott Baird disappeared. Starfleet is more than happy to declare Baird dead and assign a new Chief Engineer to the USS Secondprize: Lieutenant Commander Ted Niskey, who is pretty much the nicest guy you'd ever want to meet. Not one to accept the loss of a crewman (and under threat of bodily harm from Lieutenant Commander Emily Sullivan, Captain Alexander Rydell takes the Secondprize back to Golhunda Three to continue the search.
Baird, meanwhile, has been kidnapped by Ardek, a Romulan with an almost obsessive interest in androids, particularly Kristen Larkin. Ardek has built another android, Krissy, but it does not work. Ardek wants Baird, who has experience with the original Larkin and what Ardek calls some personal moral flexibility, to make Krissy function.
Featuring
- Captain Alexander Rydell
- Commander Travis Dillon
- Commander Jaroch
- Commander Scott Baird
- Lieutenant Commander Emily Sullivan
- Lieutenant Commander Patricia Hawkins
- Dr. Elizabeth Aldridge
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Show Me The Way To Go Home (text)