Belchus

River on Kilma Omega IV. Each new baby is brought to the river to drink from its waters in hope that he or she is the Gaseous One foretold in the writings of the Obnoxious Belchers. Commander Travis Dillon fell into the Belchus and emitted a burp loud enough to make people think he was the Gaseous One. He was later, after making a speech that seemed to go on forever, dubbed the Great Windbag. (Belch-O-Rama [TRK])