Space, the scary frontier....
Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept
Their continuing mission: to simply survive
To seek out new life and flee from it
To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!


Welcome to The Star Traks: Nexus - the hub site of a series of comedic stories set in the Star Trek universe. You will find no Kirks here, nor Picards, Siskos, Janeways, or other good Starfleet captains, crews, and their ships. However, you will find the rejects, the square pegs, the morons and idiots. The Star Traks stories are comedies that not only hold up Star Trek to the twisted mirror of parody in an attempt to enrage all who whole the genre dear, but poke fun at life in general...and who knows, may even have a message to convey about the silliness of real life. Well, perhaps the last is a bit farfetched. Check out the About Traks page for all those burning questions you may harbor.



Latest Stories

Star Traks: Boldly Gone - Going, Going, Gone...
Star Traks: Howlers - Howlers 9 - Who Let the Dogs Out?
Star Traks: The Vexed Generation - 27.6 - Famous Last Words, Part Six - Anchors Away
Traks Unleashed - Thank the Great Bird They Weren't There - Volume 5
Star Traks: TOSsed - 6 - The Khan Job

Check back soon for more stories!



Nexus News

Boldly Gone... The Series Finale!

Going, Going, Gone...

The time has come! This week we bring you the final tale of Star Traks: Boldly Gone…. in which everything from the last 10 series culminates in an extended meditation on the very nature of human existence. Or maybe there are just a bunch of bad jokes and explosions. Our money is on the latter. Find out how it all ends in the appropriately named “Going, Going, Gone…” now available on the Star Traks: Boldly... [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #5!

Born to Rom

We’re back with the fifth story of Series Ten. While Captain Bain is away, Commander Vioxx finds himself faced with a situation that no amount of training could have prepared him for. Meanwhile, Commander Prosak is dealing with some issues of her own, just more of the existential crisis variety. Decisions will be made and lives will be changed in “Born to Rom,” now available on the Star Traks: Boldly Gone Series Ten Page which... [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #4!

Consequences You Otherwise Avoid

This week we bring you a Star Traks story unlike any we’ve ever written before. Have you ever woken up in a different bed…and timeline than the one where you went to sleep? It’s time to face some “Consequences You Otherwise Avoid” on the Star Traks: Boldly Gone Series Ten Page, accessible through this very link RIGHT HERE! [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #3!

Welcome to the Party

In honor of Star Trek Day (Although, they might not think of it as an honor), we’re back a day early with the third story of Series Ten! After the calamatous events of the preceding story, Captain Bain has some things to answer for, which, if we’re honest, isn’t exactly what he’d call a party. But when the Dillion Consortium crashes the festivities, things quickly go from deadly-dull to just plain deadly. “Welcome to the... [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #2!

Primary Sources

We’re back with the second story of Series Ten. A momentous discovery deep in the Beta Quadrant has the USS Anomaly traveling very far from home. Pasts will be confronted! Relatives will be met! Relationships will be tested! And a toilet will be repaired! (But we won’t say whose!) All of that and lots more awaits in “Primary Sources,” available now on the Star Traks: Boldly Gone Series Ten Page accessible through this very link... [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Is Here!

Legend of the Bain

It may have been over a decade in the real world, but for the crew of the USS Anomaly, only a few days have passed since the Series Nine finale. The ship is docked at Waystation Prime after saving the Multek Enclave from the Dillon Consortium, and the Consortium is none too pleased with Captain Reginald Bain. But they’re going to have their hands full if they want to take down the man, the myth,... [Read More]
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