Space, the scary frontier....
Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept
Their continuing mission: to simply survive
To seek out new life and flee from it
To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!

Welcome to The Star Traks: Nexus - the hub site of a series of comedic stories set in the Star Trek universe. You will find no Kirks here, nor Picards, Siskos, Janeways, or other good Starfleet captains, crews, and their ships. However, you will find the rejects, the square pegs, the morons and idiots. The Star Traks stories are comedies that not only hold up Star Trek to the twisted mirror of parody in an attempt to enrage all who whole the genre dear, but poke fun at life in general...and who knows, may even have a message to convey about the silliness of real life. Well, perhaps the last is a bit farfetched. Check out the About Traks page for all those burning questions you may harbor.

Latest Stories

Traks Unleashed - The Way of Serenity
Star Traks: Boldly Gone - 6 - Going, Going, Gone...
Star Traks: Howlers - Howlers 9 - Who Let the Dogs Out?
Star Traks: The Vexed Generation - 27.6 - Famous Last Words, Part Six - Anchors Away
Star Traks: TOSsed - 6 - The Khan Job

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Nexus News

New Star Traks: Howlers!

Who Let the Dogs Out?
By Brendan Chris
Posted on June 25, 2023

New Star Traks: Howlers! #9 - Who Let the Dogs Out? Apologies for the title. But we really couldn’t help it, and as the final chapter in the Howlers saga, this was our last chance to use it. Speaking of last chances, having finally learned the truth about the Howlers Initiative, the USS Vilkas, and Ensign Greg Mayle, it’s the last chance for the Howlers to break free and somehow get justice for what’s been... [Read More]
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New Star Traks: Howlers!

Pack-aged to Go
By Brendan Chris
Posted on June 11, 2023

New Star Traks: Howlers! #8 - Pack-aged to Go! It’s taken about a year longer than I had planned but the first half of the Howlers finale is now up and live! Things finally come to a head aboard the USS Farkas as plans are put in motion to give Travs, Mayle and the rest of the Howlers a slim chance of escape! The stage is set, the pieces are in place, it’s time for... [Read More]
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The Star Traks Wiki Lives Again!
By Alan Decker
Posted on November 1, 2022

A long time ago, there was a Star Traks Wiki, which contributors spent HOURS adding entries to. A slightly less long time ago (but still longer ago than I’d care to admit), the wiki went offline due to horrible mismanagement by the Management. Ok. I didn’t back it up when I should have, and the database corrupted. Happy?!? Reviving the dead wiki has been a dream of mine for a long while. I did have... [Read More]
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30 Years (Give or Take a Few Weeks)
By Alan Decker
Posted on October 22, 2022

This month marks the 30th anniversary of me completing the first Star Traks story, “Joegonots!” At the time, it was called “Star Traks: The Generation After That One,” and it was never meant to be anything more than a one-off bit of fun for me and my college friends. I explained how it all happened on my long-defunct blog, so if you’re interested in how Star Traks came about, you can read this. (Speaking of... [Read More]
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New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part Six - Anchors Away
By Anthony Butler
Posted on August 21, 2022

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation! The crew reunites at a beach planet to get away from it all, and maybe learn a bit more about each other along the way. Fun, firefights, fathers, and famous last words all come together in the final story of this six-part run. Find it at www.star-traks.com/vexed!
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New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part Five - Hook, Line, and Sinker
By Anthony Butler
Posted on August 8, 2022

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation! The chase is on. Will Baxter find the source of human omnipotence before Section 31 and Gul Duvet do? Will he outwit a series of foes who are more…witted than he is? All will be revealed, or at least some of it, along with a family reunion. Of sorts! Find it at www.star-traks.com/vexed!
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New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part Four - Bait and Switch
By Anthony Butler
Posted on July 24, 2022

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation! The hunt is on as Baxter finds himself captured aboard the flagship of the insane ex-chef Gul Duvet. Will he and Airyn be rescued, and who will rescue them? And will they find the missing link to omnipotence? Does anyone need Space Insurance (and what is that anyway?) Would they all just be better off taking a beach vacation? Maybe, but probably not. Find it at www.star-traks.com/vexed!
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New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part Three - Gone Fishing
By Anthony Butler
Posted on July 10, 2022

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation! Admiral Baxter returns from Kronos to take it easy, hoping for a time of peace and reflection. Instead, a visitor reminds him that there’s more to this mystery than meets the eye. Will Baxter venture out into space again (again) and will he find out Harlan Baxter’s secrets? All that and a bizarre cooking demonstration are sure to have you saying - what? Find it at www.star-traks.com/vexed!
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New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part Two - In the Hunt
By Anthony Butler
Posted on June 19, 2022

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation! Admiral Baxter sets off into the vastness of space again with a major mystery on his hands. To solve that mystery, he’ll have to face a few Klingons and one or two pesky challenges. Even with the help of his friends, that’s a pretty tall order. And he may find he’s not the only one looking for answers. Find it at www.star-traks.com/vexed!
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New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part One - The Hook Brings You Back
By Anthony Butler
Posted on June 3, 2022

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation! Have you been dying to know what Admiral Andy Baxter has been up to after 15 years of not much at all? We have been, too. And so, because everyone else is doing it, Star Traks: The Vexed Generation answers the question of what our beloved characters are up to now that they are all in their mid 50s and crankier than ever. Four years after the end of... [Read More]
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Space, the scary frontier.... Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept Their continuing mission: to simply survive To seek out new life and flee from it To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!

Latest Stories

Check back soon for more stories!

Nexus News

New Star Traks: Howlers!

Who Let the Dogs Out?

New Star Traks: Howlers!

Pack-aged to Go

The Star Traks Wiki Lives Again!

30 Years (Give or Take a Few Weeks)

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part Six - Anchors Away

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part Five - Hook, Line, and Sinker

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part Four - Bait and Switch

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part Three - Gone Fishing

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part Two - In the Hunt

New Star Traks: The Vexed Generation!

Famous Last Words, Part One - The Hook Brings You Back

Space, the scary frontier....
Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept
Their continuing mission: to simply survive
To seek out new life and flee from it
To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!