Space, the scary frontier....
Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept
Their continuing mission: to simply survive
To seek out new life and flee from it
To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!

Welcome to The Star Traks: Nexus - the hub site of a series of comedic stories set in the Star Trek universe. You will find no Kirks here, nor Picards, Siskos, Janeways, or other good Starfleet captains, crews, and their ships. However, you will find the rejects, the square pegs, the morons and idiots. The Star Traks stories are comedies that not only hold up Star Trek to the twisted mirror of parody in an attempt to enrage all who whole the genre dear, but poke fun at life in general...and who knows, may even have a message to convey about the silliness of real life. Well, perhaps the last is a bit farfetched. Check out the About Traks page for all those burning questions you may harbor.

Latest Stories

Traks Unleashed - The Way of Serenity
Star Traks: Boldly Gone - 6 - Going, Going, Gone...
Star Traks: Howlers - Howlers 9 - Who Let the Dogs Out?
Star Traks: The Vexed Generation - 27.6 - Famous Last Words, Part Six - Anchors Away
Star Traks: TOSsed - 6 - The Khan Job

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Nexus News

You Can't Go Home Again

Some Thoughts on Star Trek: Picard
By Alan Decker
Posted on May 14, 2022

Note: Spoilers for Seasons 1 & 2 of Star Trek: Picard. Star Trek: The Next Generation means a lot to me. While I watched the Original Series first and I think Deep Space Nine is probably the best series overall, TNG aired at a very formative time in my life. Those characters became my TV family, and the Enterprise-D just always felt like home to me. As such, Jean-Luc Picard is basically my TV dad... [Read More]
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New Star Traks: Howlers!

Story 7 - Holidays of Yesteryear
By Brendan Chris
Posted on April 9, 2022

New Star Traks: Howlers! #7 - Holidays of Yesteryear. Two Howlers stories in two weeks…not sure if that’s ever happened before! Counsellor Tomillo decides that maybe the Howlers have been under a little bit too much pressure, and a cancelled mission provides the perfectly opportunity for them to sit back, catch their breath…and maybe do some long-overdue reflection…
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New Star Traks: Howlers!

Better late than never...
By Brendan Chris
Posted on March 26, 2022

In what may be a Star Traks Nexus record for ‘Longest Pause Between Stories’, we bring you Star Traks: Howlers #6 - Pieces! Another day, another mission, another bad-guy to brutally eviscerate, and another brutal attack by a cute but angry kitty-cat. But when Lt Commander Travs’ ‘happy’ little surprise turns out to be a ticking time-bomb, it’s a race to figure out just what to do with the darned thing. I (meaning Brendan) should... [Read More]
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New Traks Unleashed!

Thank the Great Bird They Weren't There: Volume 5!
By Alan Decker, Anthony Butler, Brendan Chris
Posted on March 12, 2022

New Star Traks: Traks Unleashed! Every so often the Star Traks writers put our characters into scenes and situations from Star Trek or other shows and movies in a series we call “Thank the Great Bird They Weren’t There.” There’s been a whole lot of new Star Trek since the last time we did one of these, so it’s high time for our characters to get caught up in “Thank the Great Bird They Weren’t... [Read More]
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New TOSsed!

Story #6 - The Khan Job
By Alan Decker
Posted on February 26, 2022

It’s time for the finale of TOSsed! [Read More]
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Comedy, Decades Later

Is this stuff still funny?
By Brendan Chris
Posted on February 20, 2022

Note: Spoilers abound for all things Traks. A rabbi, a priest and imam walk into a bar…wait. Hold on. Do we have any rabbis in the room? Priests? Imams? No? Ok, I guess I can tell this joke. Right? Maybe? Back in my 20s, I don’t know how many times I witnessed (or said) variations on that line, especially after I joined the military. That sense of “Yeah, we’re not supposed to say this, but... [Read More]
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- silverado
New TOSsed!

Story #5 - Reign of the Clydesdale
By Alan Decker
Posted on February 12, 2022

It’s 2 weeks since the last one, so we’re back with a new TOSsed! [Read More]
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New TOSsed!

Story #4 - Looking Out For the Little Guy
By Alan Decker
Posted on January 29, 2022

It’s 2 weeks since the last one, so we’re back with a new TOSsed! [Read More]
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New TOSsed!

Story #3 - Busted
By Alan Decker
Posted on January 15, 2022

We’re back with a new TOSsed! [Read More]
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New TOSsed!

Story #2 - Antares or Bust
By Alan Decker
Posted on January 1, 2022

Happy 2022! (At least we hope it’s happy. The Management takes no responsibility if it turns out like the last 2 years.) [Read More]
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Space, the scary frontier.... Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept Their continuing mission: to simply survive To seek out new life and flee from it To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!

Latest Stories

Check back soon for more stories!

Nexus News

You Can't Go Home Again

Some Thoughts on Star Trek: Picard

New Star Traks: Howlers!

Story 7 - Holidays of Yesteryear

New Star Traks: Howlers!

Better late than never...

New Traks Unleashed!

Thank the Great Bird They Weren't There: Volume 5!

New TOSsed!

Story #6 - The Khan Job

Comedy, Decades Later

Is this stuff still funny?

New TOSsed!

Story #5 - Reign of the Clydesdale

New TOSsed!

Story #4 - Looking Out For the Little Guy

New TOSsed!

Story #3 - Busted

New TOSsed!

Story #2 - Antares or Bust

Space, the scary frontier....
Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept
Their continuing mission: to simply survive
To seek out new life and flee from it
To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!