SECTION 31

Who are you? How did you get in here? How did you even find this place? This facility is more secret than secret, and the people who work here…well…we’re your first, last, and only line of defense against the worst scum of the universe. No, we’re not the Men in Black! Ok, we do dress in black, but that’s not the point! You’ve got to leave! Get out! GO! Make sure you stop at the gift shop on the way out and buy a souvenir t-shirt. Or maybe a coffee mug. I personally guarantee they don’t have any spy cameras in them. Trust me.